I know that I'm stunningly unoriginal with this idea, but really, how could you go wrong marrying this guy? I don't know what took Pam so long to notice that she was in love with him? Looking back at some of the people I've dated, his sensitivity and sense of humor are essential qualities that some other men are, sadly, missing.

And seriously, who wouldn't want the man who put Dwight's stapler in jello?